I Love My Scarecrow

Hey, there's that guy again Looking funny as can be Just standing there looking silly Right in front of you and me Well, don't make fun of my scarecrow He's as cute and he can be This sure ain't no scarecrow roast I'm glad he belongs to me Goodness, that guy sure looks messy His clothes all tattered and torn That's about the funniest outfit That anyone could have worn I think he sure is the cutest He's the apple of my eye I sure love my scarecrow He's a charming kind of guy Oh, he's nothing but a rag pile Standing there on a stick He's a real funny looking guy Sure not handsome or even slick Well, you guys go on now Go on your merry way I'm staying here with my scarecrow The most handsome guy here today I love my scarecrow Written by:  S. Matheson 9/10/2003