No One Will Ever Know
I'm going to eat a turkey leg

In the middle of the night

Late night snackers paradise

Under the frigidaire light

I'll have some dressing too

And some cranberry sauce to boot

My stomach will be the hiding place

For all this holiday food

No one will ever know

As I tippy toe back upstairs

I can hardly waddle

From the Thanksgiving Day affairs

No one will ever know

I ate a turkey leg at night

I've covered all my tracks

And I'll eat breath mints

At mornings light...


No one will ever know


Written by: S. Matheson
10/24/2007